Funny lucky sayings

1. "I'm so lucky, I could trip over a cordless phone."

2. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

3. "I'm so lucky, I could fall into a barrel of nipples and come out sucking my thumb."

4. "I'm like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have."

5. "I'm so lucky, I could win a game of Russian roulette with a water gun."

6. "I'm not lucky, I'm blessed. But if you want to call it luck, that's fine too."

7. "I'm so lucky, I could find a needle in a haystack with a magnet."

8. "I'm not just lucky, I'm blessed with a sprinkle of good fortune."

9. "I'm so lucky, I could walk through a rainstorm and come out dry."

10. "I'm like a lucky penny, always showing up when you least expect it."

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Uplifting sayings with images

I'm unable to provide images, but here are some uplifting sayings that you can pair with images to create an uplifting message:1. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Every day may not be good, but

Sweet baby sayings boy

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Gymnastics good luck sayings

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