Funny sick sayings
1. "I'm so sick, I'm considering starting a new career as a professional tissue hoarder."
2. "I'm not just sick, I'm 'coughing up a lung' sick."
3. "I'm so sick, even my germs have started wearing hazmat suits."
4. "I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired."
5. "I'm so sick, I've started naming my coughs and sneezes."
6. "I'm feeling sicker than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
7. "I'm so sick, I've become best friends with my box of tissues."
8. "I'm sick enough to make a doctor consider early retirement."
9. "I'm so sick, I've started hallucinating that my bed is a luxury spa."
10. "I'm sick as a dog, but at least I still have my sense of humor...I think."
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