Funny maintenance sayings
1. "Maintenance: because even machines need a little TLC."
2. "If it ain't broke, it's probably because maintenance fixed it."
3. "Maintenance: turning 'Oh no!' into 'Oh, good!' since forever."
4. "In maintenance, we trust... and a good toolbox."
5. "Maintenance: the unsung heroes of smooth operations."
6. "Keep calm and call maintenance."
7. "Maintenance: where duct tape and determination meet."
8. "We don't just fix things, we make them better. Maintenance magic!"
9. "Maintenance: making sure things run smoothly so you don't have to."
10. "When in doubt, call maintenance out."
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