Funny makeup quotes and sayings

1. "I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick." - Audrey Hepburn

2. "Life is short, wear more glitter."

3. "I'm not addicted to makeup, we're just in a committed relationship."

4. "I have too much makeup," said no one ever.

5. "I'm not perfect, but my makeup is."

6. "Makeup is not a mask, it's art."

7. "I like my eyelashes as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I want to punch in the face."

8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better makeup ideas."

9. "I've never met a lipstick I didn't like."

10. "Life is short, buy the makeup."

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