Funny marijuana quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not addicted to marijuana, we're just in a committed relationship."
2. "I don't smoke weed to escape reality, I smoke weed to enjoy reality even more."
3. "Why did the marijuana plant break up with the sun? It just needed some space."
4. "I only smoke weed on days that end in 'y'."
5. "Marijuana may not be the answer to all of life's problems, but it's worth a shot."
6. "I'm not a regular smoker, I'm a high-functioning stoner."
7. "When life gives you lemons, trade them for some weed."
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
9. "I have a love-hate relationship with marijuana. I love it, it hates my memory."
10. "Marijuana is my therapist, my best friend, and my lover all rolled into one."
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