Funny medical sayings
1. "I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
2. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV."
3. "Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have diarrhea."
4. "I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look at it for $50."
5. "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
6. "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
7. "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
8. "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
9. "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
10. "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
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