Funny mental sayings
1. "I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours."
2. "I'm not arguing with you, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not sure if I have a short attention span or if everything is just boring."
8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
9. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
10. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just creating more storage space in my brain."
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1. ¡Feliz cumpleaños! Que la vida te regale muchos años más de felicidad y amor.2. Que en tu día especial recibas todo el cariño y las bendiciones que mereces.3. ¡Que cumplas muchos años más y que cada uno sea mejor que el anterior!4. En tu cumpleaños, que la alegría y la buena vibra te acompañen si
1. When it rains, it pours.2. Drenched to the bone.3. Soaked to the skin.4. Wet as a drowned rat.5. Sopping wet.6. Waterlogged.7. Wet behind the ears.8. Wet as a fish.9. Wet as a dishrag.10. Soggy as a sponge.
1. Grandmas are like warm hugs and sweet memories.2. A grandma's love is a special kind of magic.3. Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever.4. Grandmas are the heart of the family, the glue that holds us all together.5. Grandmas are a little bit parent,
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - This saying emphasizes the importance of discipline and hard work in achieving success and prosperity.A penny saved is a penny earned. - This saying highlights the value of frugality and saving money, as every small amount
1. The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.2. Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get.3. Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's almond milk because that stuff is expensive.4. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then fin
1. When one door closes, another one opens.2. Opportunity knocks, but sometimes it opens the door.3. The door to success is always open, but you have to push it.4. Some doors are meant to be knocked on, others are meant to be kicked down.5. The key to unlocking your potential is through the
1. I am not alone, I am just independent. 2. Sometimes the strongest boys are the ones who feel alone. 3. Being alone doesn't mean you're weak, it means you're strong enough to handle things on your own. 4. A boy alone is a strong boy. 5. In solitude, I find my strength. 6. I may be alone
1. Witching you a spook-tacular Halloween!2. Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!3. Creepin' it real at work this Halloween!4. May your Halloween be filled with treats, not tricks!5. Wishing you a howling good time this Halloween!6. Don't be a scaredy-cat, have a fang-tastic Halloween!7. Getti
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Here are some famous wizard sayings from the Harry Potter series:1. Expecto Patronum - used to summon a Patronus, a powerful protective charm.2. Mischief Managed - used to close the Marauder's Map and hide its contents.3. Wingardium Leviosa - used to levitate objects.4. Alohomora - used to u