Funny midwest sayings
1. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
2. "I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church."
3. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
4. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound mule."
5. "She's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
6. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
7. "It's colder than a well digger's butt in January."
8. "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park."
9. "He's crazier than a sack full of cats."
10. "I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
Above is Funny midwest sayings.
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