Funny millennial sayings

1. "I can't adult today, I'm out of spoons."

2. "Sorry, I can't make it to your party, I have a date with my Netflix account."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

4. "I'm not addicted to my phone, I'm just in a committed relationship with it."

5. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my mental health."

6. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a not-a-morning-person person."

8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just practicing selective responsiveness."

9. "I'm not late, I'm just on millennial time."

10. "I'm not broke, I'm just pre-rich."

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Family clock sayings

1. Time spent with family is worth every second.2. Family is like a clock, always there to remind us of the importance of time together.3. The best memories are made around the family clock.4. Family time is time well spent.5. Every moment with family is a tick of the family clock.6. Fami

Mechanic t shirt sayings

1. I'm a mechanic, not a magician.2. If it ain't broke, I'll fix it until it is.3. I'm not just a mechanic, I'm a problem solver.4. Grease, gears, and good vibes.5. Trust me, I'm a mechanic.6. I can fix anything with duct tape and determination.7. Born to wrench, forced to work.8. My

Christian mothers day sayings quotes

1. Her children arise and call her blessed. - Proverbs 31:282. A mother's love is never-ending, just like God's love for us. 3. God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers. - Rudyard Kipling4. Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.5.

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Medical adages and sayings

1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.2. Laughter is the best medicine.3. Prevention is better than cure.4. Listen to your body.5. Feed a cold, starve a fever.6. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.7. A stitch in time saves nine.8. The best doctor

Funny car repair sayings

1. I'm not a mechanic, but I play one in my driveway.2. My car is like a teenager - always needing something fixed.3. I speak fluent car repair - it's called 'Google Translate'.4. My car's favorite hobby is breaking down at the worst possible moment.5. I'm not sure if my car is falling apar

Funny lamb sayings

1. I'm not sheepish, I'm just a little lambitious.2. Ewe gotta be kidding me!3. I'm not sheepish, I'm just wooly awesome.4. I'm not sheepish, I'm just feeling a little lamb-tastic.5. I'm not sheepish, I'm just following my own flock.6. I'm not sheepish, I'm just feeling a little lamb-chop

Sayings about sequels

1. Sequels are like second chances in the world of storytelling.2. The best sequels continue the story, but also stand on their own.3. Sequels can either enhance the original or diminish its impact.4. In the world of sequels, sometimes the follow-up surpasses the original.5. A well-crafted

Sayings about hubris

1. Pride comes before a fall.2. Hubris is the gateway to downfall.3. Arrogance blinds the eyes of wisdom.4. The higher the ego, the harder the fall.5. Hubris is the downfall of many great men.6. A swollen ego is a fragile thing.7. Hubris is the enemy of humility.8. The proud man is th

Are you trying to catch flies mouth open sayings

No, I am not trying to catch flies with my mouth open. This saying is often used to describe someone who is gullible or easily fooled.