Funny mom baby sayings
1. "I used to have a lot of free time. Then I had a baby."
2. "My house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy."
3. "I brought a baby into this world, so I'm pretty sure I can handle anything now."
4. "Parenting is basically just trying to keep a tiny human alive while questioning your own sanity."
5. "I never knew how strong I was until I had to carry a baby and all their gear at the same time."
6. "Babies are like little alarm clocks that don't come with a snooze button."
7. "Parenting is 50% making sure your child doesn't kill themselves, and 50% trying not to kill them yourself."
8. "I used to be cool. Now I'm just a mom."
9. "Being a mom means never having a clean house, but always having a full heart."
10. "Babies are like little drunk people - they're unpredictable, they make a mess, and they're always falling over."
Above is Funny mom baby sayings.
1. Be Mine2. True Love3. XOXO4. Sweetheart5. Kiss Me6. Love You7. Hug Me8. You're Cute9. My Valentine10. Miss You11. Sweet Talk12. True Blue13. I'm Yours14. Dream Big15. Love Bug
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