Silly sayings that make no sense

1. "The early bird catches the worm, but the late worm gets eaten by the bird."

2. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, unless you're a math teacher."

3. "A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot might start a fire."

4. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's chocolate milk, then cry a river."

5. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do the backstroke."

6. "When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it."

7. "It's raining cats and dogs, better grab an umbrella for the poodles."

8. "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."

9. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny spent is a penny enjoyed."

10. "The grass is always greener on the other side, unless it's artificial turf."

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