Funny moms sayings
1. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!"
2. "I'm not just a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
3. "If you can't say something nice, say it in a funny voice."
4. "I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my voice for emphasis."
5. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom with a side of crazy."
6. "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom with a sense of humor."
7. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom who knows all the latest memes."
8. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom who can embarrass you in public."
9. "I'm not like other moms, I'm a cool mom who knows how to drop a sick burn."
10. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom who can out-sass anyone."
Above is Funny moms sayings.
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