Funny monday sayings and pictures

Here are some funny Monday sayings and pictures to brighten up your day:

1. "Monday is the day that tests your ability to tolerate nonsense."

2. "Monday: the day where even my coffee needs coffee."

3. "Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the stress, and divide the happiness."

4. "Monday: the only day you have to remind yourself that you are a badass."

5. "Monday is the day to be back at your passion, chasing your dreams, and making things happen."

And here is a funny picture to go along with these sayings: [insert funny Monday meme or image]

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