Funny monk sayings
1. "Don't worry about avoiding temptation, as you grow older, it will avoid you."
2. "The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others."
3. "Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water."
4. "The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear."
5. "If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present."
6. "Let go or be dragged."
7. "The trouble is, you think you have time."
8. "The obstacle is the path."
9. "When you realize nothing is lacking, the whole world belongs to you."
10. "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."
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