Funny 40 quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just really good at sarcasm."
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot of candy."
11. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."
12. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
13. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
14. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
15. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."
16. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
17. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
18. "I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector of memories."
19. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just misunderstood."
20. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a night owl in denial."
21. "I'm not a gossip, I just have a well-informed social network."
22. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just dancing with the floor."
23. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my cat's needs."
24. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment."
25. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."
26. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very particular."
27. "I'm not a drama queen, I'm the queen of my own reality show."
28. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a sunrise enthusiast."
29. "I'm not a snacker, I'm a food connoisseur."
30. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm a sofa spud."
31. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just supporting the retail industry."
32. "I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot."
33. "I'm not a control freak, I just have a strong preference for things being done my way."
34. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
35. "I'm not a night owl, I'm a midnight snacker."
36. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a sunrise enthusiast."
37. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very particular."
38. "I'm not a drama queen, I'm the queen of my own reality show."
39. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a night owl in denial."
40. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just supporting the economy, one purchase at a time."
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