Sure, here are some funny jokes for you:
1. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
2. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish!
3. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face!
Above is Funny more fun than sayings.
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1. Life's a bitch and then you die.2. The truth hurts, but lies are worse.3. You can't fix stupid.4. Actions speak louder than words.5. If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.6. You reap what you sow.7. Don't make excuses, make improvements.8. It is what i
1. Though you are no longer with us, your memory lives on in our hearts. Happy anniversary in heaven.2. On this anniversary in heaven, we remember the love and joy you brought into our lives. You are deeply missed.3. Even though you are no longer here, we celebrate the time we had together and
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1. Cutting it close.2. Cutting to the chase.3. Cutting corners.4. Cutting through the noise.5. Cutting a deal.6. Cutting someone down to size.7. Cutting the mustard.8. Cutting a rug.9. Cutting the ties that bind.10. Cutting through red tape.
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1. I'm not a regular drinker, I'm a happy hour enthusiast.2. I believe in happy hour therapy, it's cheaper than a therapist.3. Happy hour: where the drinks are cheap and the laughter is free.4. I'm not drunk, I'm just enjoying happy hour to the fullest.5. Happy hour is my favorite time of d
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