Funny more than sayings
Sure, here are some funny jokes for you:
1. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
2. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
3. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
4. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish!
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
10. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
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