Funny mother in law sayings
1. "I told my mother-in-law my house was her house, and she said, 'Great, I'll be over for dinner every night!'"
2. "My mother-in-law asked me if I could iron her dress, so I told her I didn't know how to iron. She replied, 'That's okay, just use your husband's credit card!'"
3. "My mother-in-law said she wanted to be cremated and have her ashes scattered in the ocean. I told her I'd be happy to help, as long as it's during high tide!"
4. "My mother-in-law always says she's just trying to help, but it feels more like she's trying to take over!"
5. "My mother-in-law told me she's the boss in her house. I said, 'That's great, but this is my house!'"
6. "My mother-in-law said she's always right. I said, 'Well, I guess that means I'm always wrong!'"
7. "My mother-in-law said she's like a fine wine, getting better with age. I said, 'Well, I prefer my wine to be a little less bitter!'"
8. "My mother-in-law said she's not nosy, she's just interested in everything I do. I said, 'Well, that's a funny way of showing it!'"
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