Funny mug sayings poking fun at males
1. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do it?"
5. "I'm not stubborn, I'm just always right."
6. "I'm not grumpy, I just have resting grump face."
7. "I'm not messy, I'm just creatively organized."
8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my thoughts."
9. "I'm not a know-it-all, I just know more than you."
10. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just storing information for later."
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