Funny mummy sayings
1. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!"
2. "I'm not just your mom, I'm also the CEO of this household."
3. "Do you think money grows on trees? Because I sure don't!"
4. "I'm not a short-order cook, so take it or leave it."
5. "I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my voice for emphasis."
6. "I'm not your maid, so pick up after yourself!"
7. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."
8. "Because I said so, that's why!"
9. "I'm not a mind reader, so use your words."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
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1. I am truly sorry for my actions and the pain I have caused.2. I apologize from the bottom of my heart for any hurt I have caused you.3. I am deeply sorry for my mistakes and I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.4. Please accept my sincere apologies for any misunderstandings or misco
1. Life is short, but there is always time for sweetness. 2. Sweetness in life is like a sprinkle of sugar - it makes everything better. 3. Find joy in the simple sweetness of everyday moments. 4. Life is sweeter when we focus on the good things. 5. Sweetness in life is found in the moments
1. I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research. - Harley Quinn2. I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you. - Harley Quinn3. I'm known to be quite vexing, I'm just forewarning you. - Harley Quinn4. I'm
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1. Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?2. Life is like a box of chocolates, sometimes you get the ones you don't like.3. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but what if you don't like birds?4. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but what if you're all
1. A leopard can't change its spots - meaning that someone's character or behavior is unlikely to change.2. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush - meaning it's better to have something certain than to risk losing it by trying to get more.3. Like a fish out of water - meaning to feel unc
1. Sure, it's a long road that has no turn.2. May the road rise to meet you, and the wind be always at your back.3. You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.4. Don't be talking out of the side of your neck.5. He's as thick as two short planks.6. You're as useful as a chocolate teapot.7
1. Hoppy Birthday! Wishing you a day filled with joy and laughter.2. Somebunny loves you! Happy Valentine's Day!3. Hare's to a wonderful Easter filled with love and happiness.4. Just hoppin' by to say hello! Thinking of you.5. You're somebunny special! Happy Anniversary!6. Sending you a b