Witty sayings birthday cards
1. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy Birthday!"
2. "Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say. Happy Birthday!"
3. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value. Happy Birthday!"
4. "They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really high one. Happy Birthday!"
5. "You're not old, you're just well-seasoned. Happy Birthday!"
6. "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Happy Birthday!"
7. "You're like a fine wine - you only get better with age. Happy Birthday!"
8. "Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Happy Birthday!"
9. "You're not over the hill, you're just on the back nine. Happy Birthday!"
10. "Another year, another wrinkle... but who's counting? Happy Birthday!"
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