Funny musician sayings
1. "I'm not a musician, I'm a magician. I make people's troubles disappear with my music."
2. "I don't always play music, but when I do, I make sure to hit all the wrong notes perfectly."
3. "Music is my therapy, but it's also the reason I need therapy."
4. "I may not be a rockstar, but I sure know how to rock a pair of socks."
5. "I'm not a musician, I'm a professional air guitarist."
6. "My music is like a fine wine - it gets better with age, but it still leaves a bad taste in some people's mouths."
7. "I don't need a therapist, I just need a guitar and a stage."
8. "I'm not a musician, I'm a musical comedian. My instrument is the punchline."
9. "I may not be the best musician, but I sure know how to make a guitar weep."
10. "I'm not a musician, I'm a musical genius in training. Or at least that's what I tell myself."
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