Funny naughty quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way."
8. "I'm not a troublemaker, I just have a knack for finding trouble."
9. "I'm not a stalker, I'm just very observant."
10. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
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