Funny neighbor sayings
1. "My neighbor mows their lawn at 7am on a Saturday. I guess they're trying to wake up the whole neighborhood!"
2. "My neighbor's dog barks so much, I think it's auditioning for a role in a horror movie."
3. "My neighbor is always outside, watering their plants and giving them motivational speeches. I think they believe in the power of positive thinking for plant growth."
4. "My neighbor's car alarm goes off every time a leaf falls on it. I think it's the most sensitive car in the neighborhood."
5. "My neighbor's cooking always smells amazing, but I'm pretty sure they're secretly running a gourmet restaurant out of their kitchen."
6. "My neighbor is always borrowing things from me and never returning them. I think they're trying to start a neighborhood lending library without telling anyone."
7. "My neighbor's kids have a lemonade stand every weekend, but they charge $5 a cup. I think they're trying to fund their college education early."
8. "My neighbor's cat sits on the fence and judges everyone who walks by. I think it's secretly the neighborhood gossip."
9. "My neighbor always has the loudest parties, but they never invite me. I guess I'm not cool enough for the neighborhood shenanigans."
10. "My neighbor's DIY projects always end up looking like a Pinterest fail. I think they should stick to buying things from the store."
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