Funny new dad sayings
1. "I used to have a lot of free time, but now I have a baby. So, yeah, I'm pretty much an expert at changing diapers now."
2. "I never knew I could survive on so little sleep until I became a dad. It's like a superpower, but with dark circles under my eyes."
3. "My baby's favorite hobby is making me question my sanity at 3 AM."
4. "I used to be cool, but now I'm a dad. So, you know, priorities."
5. "I never thought I'd be so excited about someone pooping regularly until I became a dad."
6. "Being a dad means having a constant audience for all your dad jokes. It's a tough crowd, but I'm working on it."
7. "I used to be the boss of my own life, but now my baby is the CEO and I'm just the assistant."
8. "I never knew I could be so proud of someone for burping, until I became a dad."
9. "I've learned that there's no such thing as a quick trip to the store with a baby. It's a full-on expedition."
10. "Becoming a dad has taught me that there's no problem that can't be solved with a little bit of spit-up and a lot of love."
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