Funny new job sayings
1. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."
2. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not late, I'm just on a different time zone."
5. "I'm not a workaholic, I'm just passionate about what I do."
6. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."
7. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on a deadline."
8. "I'm not multitasking, I'm just doing several things poorly at once."
9. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
10. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just creating suspense."
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itchier than a wool sweater on a hot summer day
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