Funny new year sayings

1. "May your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."

2. "My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey."

3. "New Year's resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."

4. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"

5. "My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions."

6. "New Year's resolution: To remember to write '2022' instead of '2021' for at least the first few weeks."

7. "May your New Year's Eve ring with laughter and cheer! Marking the start of a blessed New Year!"

8. "My New Year's resolution is to be more like my cat: sleep more, eat more, and show affection only when I feel like it."

9. "New Year's resolution: To be more awesome than last year, if that's even possible."

10. "May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door in the New Year!"

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