Funny new year sayings and quotes

1. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions." - Joey Adams

2. "My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey." - Unknown

3. "New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." - Mark Twain

4. "An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." - Bill Vaughan

5. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions." - Unknown

6. "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." - James Agate

7. "New Year's Day is every man's birthday." - Charles Lamb

8. "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." - Bill Vaughan

9. "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." - Unknown

10. "New Year's Day is every man's birthday." - Unknown

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