Funny new year sayings for 2022

1. "May your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."

2. "My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey."

3. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door in 2022."

4. "This year, may your neighbors respect you, troubles neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you."

5. "My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating... starting tomorrow."

6. "May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall, and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count, and your mortgage interest never rise."

7. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"

8. "My New Year's resolution is to break my New Year's resolutions. That way I succeed at something!"

9. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door in 2022."

10. "This year, may your heart be full of love, your stomach full of delicious food, and your wallet full of money (or at least credit cards that work!)"

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