Sayings funny shirts
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm not an evening person. I'm a never person."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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1. Keep on truckin'!2. If you got it, a truck brought it.3. Truckers move America.4. Rollin' down the highway.5. Life behind the wheel.6. Truckin' ain't for sissies.7. 10-4, good buddy.8. Highway therapy.9. Born to truck, forced to sleep.10. Truckers do it with big rigs.
1. Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle. - Christian D. Larson2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The
1. The Earth does not belong to us: we belong to the Earth. - Marlee Matlin2. Climate change is no longer some far-off problem; it is happening here, it is happening now. - Barack Obama3. The greatest threat to our planet is the belief that someone else will save it. - Robert Swan4. We do not
1. Life is a grand adventure, filled with twists and turns that only the mythomaniac can navigate.2. In the tapestry of life, the mythomaniac weaves stories of magic and wonder, creating a reality more vibrant than any dream.3. To the mythomaniac, life is a canvas waiting to be painted with the
1. You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the bacon to my eggs.2. I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot!3. You're the reason I smile like an idiot when I think of you.4. I love you more than a kid loves candy... and that's a lot!5. You're my favor
1. It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it. - Benjamin Franklin2. Your reputation is what others think of you; your character is what you truly are. - John Wooden3. Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know o