Funny new years resolution sayings
1. "I resolve to stop pretending I know what I'm doing and just wing it like everyone else."
2. "I'm going to exercise more... by running out of excuses."
3. "I will finally learn to pronounce 'quinoa' correctly... or just stick to saying 'kale'."
4. "This year, I'm going to be more organized... starting with finding where I put last year's resolutions."
5. "I resolve to drink more water... by adding ice cubes to my wine."
6. "I will spend less time on social media... by only checking it during bathroom breaks."
7. "I'm going to be more eco-friendly... by recycling my old excuses for not going to the gym."
8. "I resolve to be more positive... unless it's before my morning coffee."
9. "I will eat healthier... by adding a slice of tomato to my burger."
10. "This year, I'm going to save more money... by avoiding online shopping after midnight."
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