Funny no money sayings

1. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention."

2. "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."

3. "I'm not broke, I'm just pre-rich."

4. "I'm not poor, I'm just financially challenged."

5. "I'm not sure if I'm saving money or just too lazy to spend it."

6. "I have a lot of money, it's just all in other people's wallets."

7. "I'm not broke, I'm just between blessings."

8. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay my respects."

9. "I'm not poor, I'm just on a temporary financial diet."

10. "I'm not broke, I'm just in a financially inconvenient situation."

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