Funny notebook sayings

1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."

5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

6. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."

7. "I'm not a superhero, but I am pretty super at avoiding responsibilities."

8. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition."

Above is Funny notebook sayings.

Country sayings for my girl

1. You're as pretty as a peach in June.2. You're sweeter than a glass of sweet tea on a hot day.3. You're my sunshine on a cloudy day.4. You're as lovely as a field of wildflowers.5. You're the apple of my eye and the cherry on top.6. You're as charming as a southern belle.7. You're as

Creative life quotes and sayings

1. Life is a canvas, and you are the artist. Paint your dreams, create your reality. 2. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take. 3. The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams. 4. Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in

Personalized sayings on wood

1. Home is where the heart is2. Live, laugh, love3. Adventure awaits4. Family is everything5. Cherish every moment6. Dream big, work hard7. Bless this home8. Be the light9. Find joy in the journey10. Love grows here

Christian graduation sayings to put on a car

1. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. - Proverbs 3:52. For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. - Jeremiah 29:113. I can do all things through Christ who stre

Funny homeless signs sayings

1. Why lie? Need beer money.2. Homeless, but at least my wifi is strong.3. Will work for high fives.4. My cardboard box has better insulation than my ex's heart.5. Need money for a spaceship, aliens took my cardboard box.6. Too ugly to prostitute, too honest to steal.7. Homeless wizard

Cute god sayings and quotes

1. God is within her, she will not fall. - Psalm 46:52. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. - Proverbs 3:53. God's love is like a river, it never stops flowing. 4. God's plan is always greater than our own. 5. God is love, and whoever abides in love

Romanian proverbs and sayings

1. Cine se scoală de dimineață, departe ajunge. (He who rises early in the morning, goes far.)2. Nu lăsa pe mâine ce poți face azi. (Don't leave for tomorrow what you can do today.)3. Cine seamănă vânt, culege furtună. (He who sows the wind, reaps the storm.)4. Cine se aseamănă se adună. (Bi

Christmas family quotes and sayings

1. Christmas is a time for family and friends to come together and celebrate the joy of the season.2. The best gift around the Christmas tree is the presence of family wrapped in love.3. Family is the heart of Christmas.4. Christmas is a time to cherish the ones we love and create lasting mem

Enlightening sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao Tzu3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein4. The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. - Ralph

Flex sayings

1. Flexing is not just about showing off, it's about pushing yourself to be the best version of yourself.2. Don't just talk about it, be about it. Flex your actions, not just your words.3. Flex on your doubts and fears, show them who's boss.4. The only competition you have is the person you w