Funny notepad sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
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1. A penny saved is a penny earned - This means that saving money is just as valuable as earning money through work or other means.2. Actions speak louder than words - This means that what a person does is more important than what they say they will do.3. Don't count your chickens before they h
1. الصبر مفتاح الفرج (Patience is the key to relief)2. العقل زينة الرجل (Intelligence is the adornment of a man)3. الصديق وقت الضيق (A friend in need is a friend indeed)4. الكرم في القلب وليس في اليد (Generosity is in the heart, not in the hand)5. العلم نور والجهل ظلام (Knowledge is light,
1. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.2. A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.3. In a strong marriage, love is never having to say you're sorry.4. A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects th
1. I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years of experience.2. At 40, my memory is not as sharp as it used to be. But my forgetter is working just fine!3. I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned.4. Turning 40 is like turning 21 in Celsius.5. Life begins at 40... and so do the aches and pains.6. I'm not
- Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.- Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.- Slicker than snot on a doorknob.- Happier than a tornado in a trailer park.- Crazier than a road lizard.- Dumber than a box of rocks.- Uglier than homemade sin.- Faster than a jackrab
1. Cancer may have started the fight, but I will finish it.2. Cancer is just a chapter in my life, not the whole story.3. I am stronger than cancer, and I will overcome.4. Cancer picked the wrong person to mess with.5. I may have cancer, but cancer doesn't have me.6. Cancer is a word, not
1. What goes around, comes around.2. Karma has no menu, you get served what you deserve.3. The universe has a way of balancing things out.4. Karma is like a boomerang, it always comes back to you.5. You reap what you sow.6. Karma is the universal law of cause and effect.7. Do good and g
One of the sayings of the Buddha is: The mind is everything. What you think you become.
Here are a few cat poems and sayings for you:1. A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. - Ernest Hemingway2. In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. - Terry Pratchett3. Cats
1. Two heads are better than one.2. The more, the merrier.3. Two peas in a pod.4. Birds of a feather flock together.5. A problem shared is a problem halved.6. Two is company, three's a crowd.7. United we stand, divided we fall.8. Strength in numbers.9. Two minds are better than one.