Funny old aussie sayings

1. "Flat out like a lizard drinking" - meaning very busy or working hard

2. "As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike" - describing something or someone as completely useless

3. "Mad as a cut snake" - referring to someone who is crazy or irrational

4. "He's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock" - suggesting someone is not quite right in the head

5. "Dry as a dead dingo's donger" - describing something as very dry

6. "Happy as a pig in mud" - expressing extreme happiness or contentment

7. "She'll be right, mate" - a common phrase meaning everything will be okay

8. "Buckley's chance" - meaning little to no chance of success

9. "Like a shag on a rock" - describing someone who is alone or isolated

10. "Up a gum tree" - meaning in a difficult or impossible situation

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Gin drinker sayings

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Funny diy sayings

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Inspirational spring quotes and sayings

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