Funny old cowboy sayings
1. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
2. "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
3. "He's all hat and no cattle."
4. "If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there."
5. "He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
6. "Don't squat with your spurs on."
7. "He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg."
8. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink."
9. "He's as jumpy as a cat on a hot tin roof."
10. "It's so dry the trees are bribing the dogs."
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