Funny rhyme sayings

1. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny spent is a penny burned."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."

4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just gravity-challenged."

5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a not-a-morning-person person."

6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

7. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."

8. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."

9. "I'm not talking to myself, I'm just having a staff meeting."

10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

Above is Funny rhyme sayings.

After awhile crocodile and other sayings

- In a while, alligator- See you later, alligator- Bye bye, butterfly- Take care, polar bear- Adios, hippos- To the moon, raccoon- Out the door, dinosaur- Be sweet, parakeet- Time to scoot, little newt

Cute short wedding sayings

1. Love is all you need.2. Happily ever after starts here.3. Two hearts, one love.4. Forever and always.5. Together is a beautiful place to be.6. Love is the key to our happily ever after.7. From this day forward.8. Love is the greatest adventure.9. I do, forever and always.10. Ou

Mother poems and sayings

Here are a few poems and sayings about mothers:1. A mother's love is like no other, pure and unconditional, always there to comfort and guide, a beacon of light in the darkest of times.2. Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning3. A mother is she who can take the place of a

Bench quotes sayings

1. A bench is a place to sit and rest, to contemplate and reflect. 2. Sitting on a bench, watching the world go by, is a simple pleasure that can bring great peace. 3. A bench is a silent witness to the stories of those who have sat upon it. 4. Sometimes the best therapy is a quiet moment on

Glasgow rangers sayings

1. We are the people2. No surrender3. Follow, follow4. WATP - We Are The People5. Simply the best, better than all the rest6. Every other Saturday, we follow7. Red, white and blue army8. Gers forever9. Rangers 'til I die10. We'll follow on

Usain bolt sayings

Here are some famous quotes by Usain Bolt:1. Worrying gets you nowhere. If you turn up worrying about how you're going to perform, you've already lost. Train hard, turn up, run your best and the rest will take care of itself.2. I know what I can do so it doesn't bother me what other people think

Other half sayings

1. My better half2. My soulmate3. My partner in crime4. My significant other5. My love6. My one and only7. My better half8. My missing piece9. My rock10. My heart's desire

Cute sayings or logos for tumblers

1. Sip happens2. Drink happy thoughts3. Life is brew-tiful4. Coffee and kindness5. Slay all day, latte all night6. Caffeine and confidence7. Rise and grind8. But first, coffee9. Stay grounded, stay caffeinated10. Coffee is my love language

Funny corona sayings

1. Quarantine: the only time it's socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day.2. I've been practicing social distancing for years, it's called avoiding people.3. I never thought the most valuable thing in my house would be toilet paper.4. I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on mute.5. I never im

18th birthday shirt sayings

1. Legal AF2. Finally 18 and fabulous3. Adulting starts now4. Level 18 unlocked5. Officially legal6. 18 and loving it7. Turning heads at 188. Living my best life at 189. Cheers to 18 years10. Feeling eighteen and free