Funny old nz sayings
1. "As useful as tits on a bull" - used to describe something or someone as completely useless.
2. "Sweet as, bro" - a common phrase meaning "all good" or "no worries".
3. "She'll be right" - a laid-back expression meaning everything will be okay.
4. "Hard yakka" - hard work or physical labor.
5. "Good as gold" - something that is perfect or in good condition.
6. "Flat out like a lizard drinking" - extremely busy or working hard.
7. "Chocka block" - full or crowded.
8. "Stink as a wet dog" - something that is unpleasant or not good.
9. "Up the wop wops" - in the middle of nowhere or a remote location.
10. "Tall poppy syndrome" - the tendency to criticize or cut down those who are successful or high-achieving.
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