1. "I'm the reason we can't have nice things"
2. "Naptime is my cardio"
3. "I'm not crying, I'm ordering dinner"
4. "I'm not a regular baby, I'm a cool baby"
5. "I do all my own stunts... in my crib"
6. "I'm the boss, applesauce"
7. "I'm not a morning person... or an afternoon person... or an evening person"
8. "I'm just here for the milk"
9. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom"
10. "I'm the reason my parents drink coffee"
Above is Funny onesie sayings.
1. Eyes up, Guardian.2. The Light will guide you.3. Fight forever, Guardian.4. For the Traveler.5. The Darkness will not prevail.6. Guardians make their own fate.7. Strength in unity.8. Embrace the chaos.9. A Guardian's work is never done.10. Become legend.
1. Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi2. For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others. - Nelson Mandela3. Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost4.
1. Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday.2. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.3. Raindrops are the perfect lullaby for a restless mind.4. The sound of rain is the sound of serenity.5. Rain is nature's way of cleansing the ear
1. Keep calm and smoke on2. Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit3. Weed the people4. Blaze it, don't graze it5. High on life, higher on weed6. Legalize it, don't criticize it7. Rolling with my homies8. Wake and bake9. I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom with a joint10. Just
1. Stay hydrated, stay educated.2. Teaching is a work of heart, don't forget to hydrate.3. Quench your thirst for knowledge and water.4. Educating minds and staying hydrated.5. Teaching is a journey, stay hydrated along the way.6. Fuel your passion for teaching with water.7. Hydrate, ed
1. Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my confidante, and my best friend. Here's to another year of unforgettable memories!2. On your special day, I want to remind you how grateful I am to have you as my best friend. Wishing you all the happiness in the world on your birthday!3. To the one w
1. Making connections that matter.2. Your success is our business.3. Innovating for a better tomorrow.4. Where creativity meets strategy.5. Empowering your brand.6. Building relationships, one card at a time.7. Your vision, our passion.8. Crafting solutions for success.9. Elevating
1. Sorry, I'm allergic to seriousness.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.3. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.4. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?5. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.6. I'm not a morning pers
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Don't judge a book by its cover.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. Every cloud has a silver lining.5. All's fair in love and war.6. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.7. The pen is mightier than the sword.8. Better late than never.9. H
1. May your birthday be as grand as a leprechaun's pot of gold!2. Here's to another year of being fabulous and Irish - Sláinte!3. May your birthday be filled with more luck than a four-leaf clover!4. Wishing you a birthday that's as lively as a traditional Irish jig!5. May your birthday be