Funny outhouse sayings
1. "Here I sit, broken-hearted, tried to poop but only farted."
2. "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."
3. "Flush carefully, it's a long way to the kitchen."
4. "Welcome to the throne room, where every king needs his crown."
5. "Please remain seated for the entire performance."
6. "Caution: Gas masks available upon request."
7. "This is where I do my best thinking...literally."
8. "No job is finished until the paperwork is done."
9. "If you're a gambler, this is where you place your bets."
10. "Remember, no one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep."
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