Funny tombstone sayings
1. "I told you I was sick!"
2. "Well, this wasn't on my bucket list."
3. "I'll be back... maybe."
4. "Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go."
5. "I always knew this day would come, but not this soon!"
6. "I finally found a place to rest in peace... or is it pieces?"
7. "I'm just here for the dirt nap."
8. "I guess I won't be needing that gym membership anymore."
9. "I told you I was feeling grave."
10. "See you on the other side... if I can find the exit."
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1. Mom, you are my rock, my confidante, and my biggest supporter. Happy Mother's Day!2. To the world, you may just be one person, but to me, you are the world. Happy Mother's Day, Mom!3. Thank you for all the love, sacrifices, and wisdom you have given me. Happy Mother's Day, Mom!4. Mom, your
1. Peace, love, and music.2. Make love, not war.3. Turn on, tune in, drop out.4. Free your mind and your ass will follow.5. Love is the answer.6. Give peace a chance.7. Spread love and positivity.8. Let your freak flag fly.9. One love, one heart.10. Find your tribe, love them hard
1. I'm single because I refuse to settle for anything less than a love story worthy of a rom-com.2. I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.3. I'm single because I haven't found someone who can handle my level of fabulousness.4. I'm not single, I'm just in a long-term relationship wi
1. Army: This we'll defend.2. Navy: Non sibi sed patriae (Not for self, but for country).3. Air Force: Aim high, fly-fight-win.4. Marine Corps: Semper Fidelis (Always faithful).5. Coast Guard: Semper Paratus (Always ready).
1. Living the bachelor life!2. I'm a free agent.3. Just me, myself, and I.4. No ring on this finger.5. Flying solo.6. Living the single life to the fullest.7. No ties, no worries.8. Enjoying the freedom of being single.9. Happily unattached.10. Embracing the single journey.
1. Margaritas are like a hug in a glass, but with a little more tequila.2. I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom with a margarita in hand.3. I'm sorry for what I said when I didn't have a margarita in my hand.4. Margaritas: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.5.
1. Don't step on my toes.2. Dip your toe in the water.3. Keep your toes crossed.4. Toe the line.5. Dance on your toes.6. Tip-toe around the issue.7. Get off on the wrong foot and you'll end up on your toes.8. Don't let anyone step on your toes.9. Keep your toes warm and your heart o
1. Home is where the heart is.2. A house is made of bricks and beams, but a home is made of love and dreams.3. Home is not a place, it's a feeling.4. My dream house is a reflection of my soul.5. In my dream house, every room tells a story.6. Home is the starting place of love, hope, and d
Dean Winchester, a character from the TV show Supernatural, is known for his witty and sarcastic remarks. Some of his most common sayings include:1. Son of a bitch!2. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.3. Saving people, hunting things, the family business.4. I'm Batman.5.
1. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by life.2. Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.3. I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a professional taster.4. I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.5. Alcohol: because no great story ever started with som