Funny oyster sayings

1. "I'm shellfish and I know it!"

2. "I'm a pearl-fect catch!"

3. "I'm a little shell-shocked!"

4. "I'm just here for the shucks and giggles."

5. "I'm feeling a little shell-tered today."

6. "I'm not one to clam up!"

7. "I'm just trying to find my inner clam."

8. "I'm as happy as a clam at high tide!"

9. "I'm on a seafood diet - I see food and I eat it!"

10. "I'm just a little rough around the oysters."

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