Funny parent quotes and sayings
1. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!"
2. "I'm not just a regular mom/dad, I'm a cool mom/dad."
3. "I used to have a life, but then I had kids."
4. "Parenting: the only job where you can be on call 24/7 for the rest of your life."
5. "I brought snacks, I brought drinks, I brought everything but my sanity."
6. "Parenting is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park."
7. "I love my kids, but sometimes I wonder if they were raised by wolves."
8. "Parenting is 50% making snacks and 50% trying to find the snacks you just made."
9. "I used to be cool, but then I had kids."
10. "Parenting is a constant battle between going to bed early to catch up on sleep or staying up late to have some 'me time'."
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1. You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with. - Jim Rohn2. If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. - African Proverb3. Surround yourself with people who push you to do and be better. - Unknown4. A mirror reflects a man's face, but what h
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