1. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
2. "Firmly grasp it!"
3. "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
4. "I love you."
5. "No, this is Patrick!"
6. "I can't see my forehead!"
7. "I'm not a Krusty Krab."
8. "I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wumbo."
9. "Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
10. "Who you callin' Pinhead?"
Above is Funny patrick star sayings.
1. God must love stupid people, he made so many of them. - Unknown2. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips3. God created the world in six days because he didn't have to install Windows. - Unknown4. I don't alwa
1. You can't pour from an empty cup.2. Still waters run deep.3. Water under the bridge.4. In hot water.5. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.6. Testing the waters.7. Water off a duck's back.8. Dip your toe in the water.9. Like a fish out of water.10. Water seeks its own l
1. Hope is the anchor of the soul.2. Hope in God, for He is our refuge and strength.3. Let hope be your guiding light in times of darkness.4. Hope is the heartbeat of faith.5. In the midst of despair, hold on to hope.6. Hope is the promise that keeps us going.7. With hope, all things ar
1. Eat, sleep, football, repeat.2. Football is not just a game, it's a way of life.3. In football, every minute counts.4. Football fever: the only cure is more football.5. Life is better with a football in hand.6. Football is my therapy.7. Football is more than just a sport, it's a pass
1. Forever and always2. Love you more3. Together forever4. My heart is yours5. Soulmates for life6. Eternally yours7. You are my everything8. I choose you9. Love never fails10. With you, always
Baby Jake is a character from a children's television show called Baby Jake. Some of the sayings associated with Baby Jake include:1. Gogga!2. Yacki yacki yoggi!3. Whee!4. Tee-hee!5. Boo!6. Beeba!7. Goo-goo!8. Mama!9. Dada!10. Yum-yum!These sayings are often accompanied by Baby
1. Love is like a tree, it grows stronger and more beautiful with time.2. The roots of love run deep, just like the roots of a tree.3. In the shade of a tree, love blossoms and thrives.4. Just as a tree stands tall and strong, love can weather any storm.5. Love is like the branches of a tre
1. I don't like cricket. I love it.2. You can't play a straight bat with a crooked stick.3. The key to batting is patience and concentration.4. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.5. To be a good batsman, you need to have a good eye, good footwork, and good judgment.6. The best
1. Happy birthday to my amazing nephew! May your day be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of cake.2. To my favorite little buddy, happy birthday! Wishing you a day as special as you are.3. On your special day, nephew, may all your wishes and dreams come true. Happy birthday!4. Happy birthda
1. A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero2. I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges3. Books are a uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King4. You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to sui