Funny penis sayings
1. "Why did the penis go to school? To get a little more pecker."
2. "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
3. "I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight."
4. "Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other side... of your pants."
5. "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
6. "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
7. "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."
8. "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and your pants."
9. "Do you work at UPS? Because I could use some help handling my package."
10. "If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you."
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