Funny personal sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

4. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

5. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."

6. "I'm not a control freak, I just know how things should be done."

7. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just supporting the economy."

9. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory."

10. "I'm not a chef, I'm an experimental food artist."

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Sayings about small

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