Funny turning 40 sayings

1. "Life begins at 40... but so do those pesky gray hairs!"

2. "At 40, you start to realize that 'getting lucky' means finding your car keys in less than 5 minutes."

3. "Turning 40 is like turning 21 in Celsius."

4. "40 is the new 20... but with more responsibilities and fewer all-nighters."

5. "They say 40 is the new 30, but my knees definitely didn't get the memo."

6. "Turning 40 is like upgrading to a new version of yourself... with more glitches."

7. "40: the age where you start to appreciate a good night's sleep more than a wild night out."

8. "Life is like a roll of toilet paper... the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. Happy 40th!"

9. "At 40, you're not old, you're just a classic!"

10. "40 is when you finally start to understand all those 'dad jokes' you used to roll your eyes at."

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