Funny personalized christmas card sayings

1. "May your Christmas be filled with more joy than a kid in a candy store... or a dog with a bone!"

2. "Wishing you a Christmas as bright as Rudolph's nose and as merry as Santa's laugh!"

3. "May your holiday season be filled with more laughter than a snowman in a blizzard!"

4. "Sending you warm wishes and hot cocoa kisses this Christmas!"

5. "May your Christmas be as jolly as a group of elves on a sugar high!"

6. "Wishing you a holiday season so merry, even the Grinch would crack a smile!"

7. "Here's to a Christmas filled with more love and laughter than a family game night!"

8. "May your Christmas be as magical as Santa's sleigh ride and as cozy as a cup of cocoa by the fire!"

9. "Wishing you a Christmas so bright, it puts Clark Griswold's lights to shame!"

10. "May your holiday season be filled with more joy than a puppy unwrapping a present!"

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