Funny sayings about heat
1. "It's so hot, I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with oven mitts."
2. "It's so hot, I saw a chicken lay an omelette."
3. "It's so hot, I'm sweating like a snowman in a sauna."
4. "It's so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking."
5. "It's so hot, I'm considering moving to the North Pole for some relief."
6. "It's so hot, I feel like a marshmallow in a s'more."
7. "It's so hot, I'm pretty sure my ice cream melted before I even bought it."
8. "It's so hot, I'm tempted to fry an egg on the sidewalk just for fun."
9. "It's so hot, I'm starting to think the sun is just a giant heat lamp."
10. "It's so hot, even the mosquitoes are carrying water bottles."
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