Funny phone quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not addicted to my phone, we're just in a very committed relationship."
2. "My phone is like my best friend, always there for me when I need it... and even when I don't."
3. "I dropped my phone in the toilet... now it's a smartphone."
4. "I have a love-hate relationship with my phone... I love it when it works, and hate it when it doesn't."
5. "My phone battery lasts longer than some of my relationships."
6. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on my phone... ignoring everyone."
7. "My phone is like a treasure chest of memes and cat videos."
8. "I don't need a therapist, I just need a new phone with more storage."
9. "I have a PhD in scrolling through my phone."
10. "My phone is my lifeline... until the battery dies."
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